Day in the life of Chelsea witter

• wake up 9:30am and say to myself that today is the day i will get out of bed early, do laundry, clean my room, and be ready for my work day.
• wake up at 1:30pm...oops.
• change my status to something positive, i seemed to have a mental break down before i passed out on top of my phone.
• bitch about how much i hate taking showers and repeativly smell myself to see if i really need one.
• take a look at my scalp and all the dandruff that has built up in 24 hours and determine that i do need a shower.
• change my status to something that i hope will make people laugh.
• change my status to something angry because no body laughed.
• change my status looking for plans when i get out of work.
• throw my phone onto my bed, no one will make plans.
• 2:45, shit. i guess i should shower
• i scrub the FUCK out of my head until it hurts and drown myself while rinsing it. fuck you stupid dandruff.
• "today im gonna shave my legs, its been a few days"
• "fuck you legs, no one is seeing you"
• "today im not gonna shave my hot pocket because im too lazy and no one will be seeing it any time soon"
• "fuck you hot pocket, im shaving the fuck out of you"
• im out of the shower now standing in my bathroom wishing i remembered to grab a towel.
• change my status to something funny again.
• change my status to something positive, im feeling good again.
• 3:15 time to leave for work! my favorite time of the day!!!!!!!! =)
• get a text because some bitches radar that i was in a good mood went off and they have to ruin it.
• they ruined it.
• in the car i tell myself ill be ok. shits gonna be ok
• make an angry status
• im gonna be ok.
• GET ALL 24 RED LIGHTS ON THE WAY TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;LKDSFJGOI8kjdoiftgj48j3dfjg*(&&^&*^%#%^&*)@#(@*(d >8O
• good mood gone.
• make a status about how much i hate red lights.
• get to work and almost instantly feel a good mood come back as all my co workers smile as i walk in and say things like "thank god your here. i thought we were gonna be left for dead tonight" or "shit u Gucci bitch" .....whatever that means, "hey my love" as i get a neck rub...i think your trying to sleep with me, i shouldnt be leading you on but this feels so good! "hey mommy we should get married" ...sorry, your not my type. i love my boys at work <3
• 7:30 shove a burger into my face harder then any other vagina ive ever eaten
• 7:31 say tomorrow i wont get a burger
• make my status something about plans for the night again
• 9:00 start cleaning the kitchen and talk to myself in my head. very happy thoughts about how, seeing as nobody wants to hang out, im gonna have a relaxing night. im gonna take a shower, watch a little tv, then put on swing music and go to sleep at a reasonable time.
• start really looking forward to getting out and doing so
• change my status to something empowering
• 11:30 get home from work and avoid a shower. whatever ill just take one tomorrow.
• turn swing music on plop into bed
• think about her and spiral into a mental break down
• stare at my facebook and looking for anything else to keep me busy
• make a status about my mental break down
• play Shoot the Apple until 3am
• stumble until 5am
• play brainwaves and start to fall asleep.
• promise that i will get up early tomorrow.
• wake up 9:30am and say to myself that today is the day i will get out of bed early, do laundry, clean my room, and be ready for my work day.
• wake up at 1:30pm...oops.