i was watching my new idol, Jenna marbles, and i came across a rant about creeps on the Internet.
i agreed with her side and decided to share my same/other opinions on creeps.
just before i start let me add one thing, just because great minds think alike doesn't mean i am copying her so don't fuck with me. that being said, lets begin.
first of all, shut the fuck up slut.
-why do you make status'?
-why do you post pictures of yourself pretty much naked?
-why do you blow peoples spots online?
-why do you only tag yourself in good pictures of you?
-why do you post your personal text messages?
-why do you only take myspace angle pictures?
-why do you comment sarcastic remarks on other friends post?
-why do you update your status every 20 seconds?
etc. etc. etc.
TO GET A RISE OUT OF PEOPLE.
dont lie.
i cant tell you how many people i know that delete status' if nobody likes them.
facebook is a social networking site. look up what networking is you dumb slut.
people make "lms" status'
the only reason people have facebooks is so they can have more pokes and likes then everyone else. and so you can STALK THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE!
Do me a favor, look through your friends list...........................How many friends do you have?
8,000? really? you personally know 8,000 people? Are you P. Diddy? im pretty sure only p. diddy personally knows 8,000 people.
are you hot?
i might be one of your 8,000 friends you never met.
if you are hot, i promise that ive looked at all 400,000 pictures you posted.
ESPECIALLY the ones of you in Cancun.
and i liked all of the pictures of you in your see-through bikini. and all the ones of the tattoo you got right above your pussy.
you want to know why?
because;
i LIKE see through bikinis
i LIKE that your hot
i LIKE boobs
i LIKE tattoos
i LIKE pussy
....did you ever wonder why facebook has a LIKE button.
and DONT YOU DARE! try to say you didnt just smile knowing that i think your hot.
good for you, all that cocaine, throwing up and tanning has paid off.
so post another picture of you making out with your best friend because you were so white girl wasted so i can LIKE that picture too.
another point to make;
what makes a creep?
-liking everything you post?
-saying crude sexual things on your pictures, even if you arent slutty looking?
-commenting stupid shit on EVERY status 10 seconds after posting it-
HOLD ON!- there might be something wrong with your facebook because one time i had two creepers.
i gave them a week after adding them to decide that they were a little much. the first two days i was like
"ok, have 30 notifications because they just checked out my page. they couldnt see it all before because IT IS PRIVATE!"
after that i realized that they were just always on my shit so i did one simple thing to make them stop forever.
...i deleted them.
does your facebook not have that?
thats weird.
because all i see is 100 status' about all these creeps, then all the creeps comment on it because they are still your friend? oh really?
another question is- HOW THE FUCK do you know they are creeping?
i mean, there is the obvious ones that comment all the time or exs that will call right after you post a status, why they arent blocked is your problem.
but really, ive heard people say someone is creeping when there is no proof.
saying someone is creepin is like the knew saying someone is jealous, which is going to be a whole new rant in the near future.
do me another favor my dear friends who actually read this;
search Jason Weed.
he is east havens number 1 creeper.
LOOK HOW MANY FRIENDS HE HAS!
i have seen status' say "jason weed is a creep and needs to kill himself"
and would you believe me when i say he was tagged? which means he is on their friends list.
........are you serious?
do you not understand how fucking famous you are making this creepy scumbag?
why the fuck is he on your friends list?
this is why we have creeps on the Internet. BECAUSE YOU ALLOW IT!
let me simplify it for you the best way i can;
remember in middle school when the teachers told you not to let those bitches picking on you phase you. if you get sad or fight them then they win because thats what they want.
...oh Wait you were that bitch.
this is going to be harder to explain to you then i thought it would be.
listen. instead of bitching about the creeps that we all know you love, just delete them, or shut the fuck up.
last point, i think-
how is Jenna marbles famous?
Justin bieber?
all of those other people that we know?
THE INTERNET
because when they posted something they had 1,000,000,000 creeps watch and repost, retweet, show thier friends. whats that? those arent creeps? those are fans?
oh ok.
send me some creeps my way, so they can become my fans.
because i wouldnt mind being where justin beiber is right now....................................................................................................................................................................................inside Selena Gomez.
BYE
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